I don’t know if I want to marry Phil or if I want to marry Dan or if I want for them to marry each other
Day 2: Favourite Ship/OTP
↳ Phan (Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire)
Dan is so protective of Phil
Phan icons, in honor of the phanniversary!
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE LITERAL JESUS ANAL SHITTING FUCK HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IM FUCKING SEETHING WITH RAGE HOLY FUCK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY I SPENT ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS I WOULD SAVE EVERY LAST FUCKING PENNY AND DIME I HAD JUST SO I COULD DRAG MY PARENTS’ SORRY ASSES TOT EH FUCKING TOY STORE SO I COULD BUY ANOTHER ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. HOLY FUCK IM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS. THE HALF-SIZED WEBKINZ WERE 10 DOLLARS AT THE CHEAPEST AND WHEN YOU’RE IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING 5TH GRADE THATS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS MOTHERFUCKER THIS ISN’T A FUCKING GAME. YOU’D HAVE TO WORK THE CORNERS AND FUCKING PIMP YOUR 9 YEAR OLD ASS OFF JUST SO YOU COULD BEGIN TO DREAM OF BUYING ONE OF THE FULL SIZED MOTHERFUCKERS BUT NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’RE 99 CENTS?????????!!?!?!?!??!?!?!!? 99 FUCKING CENTS. FUCK ME IN THE FUCKING ASS I’M GOING TO GO THE 99 CENT STORE AND SHOVE EVERY LAST WEBKINZ UP MY ASSHOLE AND SCREAM UNTIL EVERY LIFEFORM IN THE UNIVERSE IS LISTENING TO THIS INJUSTICE TO HUMANITY. THIS IS A TRAVESTY. THIS IS A DEBAUCHERY. THIS IS CORRUPTION. I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY. HOLY FUCK. FUCK. HOLY FUCK H O L Y F U C K CALL OBAMA CALL THE QUEEN CALL JOHN GREEN I DON’T FUCKING CARE START POLITICAL DEMONSTRATIONS RIOT IN THE STREETS START A WHITEHOUSE.GOV PETITION I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY THIS ISN’T FUCKING OKAY THIS IS TYRANNY THIS IS A FUCKING ATTACK AGAINST HUMANITY I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS ABUSE OF POWER AND CAPITALISM. MAYBE MARX WAS RIGHT. WE NEED A COMMUNIST REVOLUTION.FHSDFJSDHKFJDSHFSDKFHSDKJF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Look how far they’ve come since they met today 5 years ago. I’m so proud!
i’m in love with peter pan.
you forgot my favorite one
Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.
Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…
I love him so.
"that’ll take you somewhere weird" bless him
I don’t care how old I am, If I see Peter Pan at Disney Land you best believe I’ll run up to him, hug him, and never let him go.
I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND ! I’M GONNA MEET PETER PAN!!
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever